Todays funny!!!

[jackie53]

> Subject: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS...
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> SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
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> In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
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> One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
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> The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
> This means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have pooped in it."
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> The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
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> The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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[Hookedonslabs]

That's funny right der

[Billbob]

[specktacklure]

[chucktx]

hehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pawolfman]

Good one

["D"]

Das is gute!

[Lowellhturner]

Hopefully the rancher is 1 of the several million who approved of spending so much cash and time trying to defeat it ! Hopefully he`ll contribute millions more to continue to attempt to defeat or repeal it; that`s that much less for the Republican election campaigns next election! Bet the WHOLE ranch, buddy !

[deathb4disco]

Hopefully the rancher is 1 of the several million who approved of spending so much cash and time trying to defeat it ! Hopefully he`ll contribute millions more to continue to attempt to defeat or repeal it; that`s that much less for the Republican election campaigns next election! Bet the WHOLE ranch, buddy !

[PanfishHunter]

funny right thar!