HA! HA! Funny!!!

[Perchmaster]

David wakes up on the morning of his 20th aniversary. After getting dressed, eating breakfast and getting ready for work his wife furiously alerts him to the fact that he has forgotten their aniversary. She tells David that by the next morning there had better be a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in less than 10 seconds.

The next morning David awakend and headed down stairs for breakfast. His wife was headed down the driveway carrying a small, giftwrapped box sporting a puzzled look. She walks into the house and asks "what's this?" David tells her to open it. She opened the box which contained a shiny new set...












































of bathroom scales.















































Funeral services for David have been sceduled for Saturday at Noon!

[eastkycrappie]

Poor David.:D :D :D

[Miller]

:D :D lol