Boudreaux tries out for the LSU football team.
The coach asks him if ne knows how to tackle.
No problem says Boudreaux as he runs off the field and tackles a telephone post with splinters flying everywhere.
The coach asks him if he can run fast.
No problem says Boudreaux as he runs the length of the field and back in less than 10-seconds.
Great says the coach, but can you pass a football?

Boudreaux looks at the coach for a minute and then says. If I can swallow it coach I can pass it!