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This is the story of the blonde flying in a two seater airplane with just her and the pilot.
The pilot had a heart attack and died. She, frantic at this point, called out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and you are coming in loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! First give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio....
"Now, Repeat after me: 'Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . ..'"
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