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    Hey Bob,

    Here is advice on how to get away with the new wife.

    Play the church card! Keep in mind that her idea for the weekend might be to plant flowers in the yard instead of catching Crappie. Pick up a bible and say "I didn't know that!!!" Of course she will say "Didn't know what honey?"

    Then you say "It says here that eight of the 12 disciples of Jesus were fishermen. It doesn't say anything about them being gardners."

    If that does not work then try this........

    Roll over in bed at 3:00 a.m. and say to her "Kissin or fishin..." Chances are she will say "Don't forget the sunscreen."
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    This is our chance guys and gals to really give it to Bob and his wife. Join in on the fun and give them your best advice on life or fishing for crappies.
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    well my darling wife I can't get away with anything especially trying to trick her into let me go fishing she also loves to do everything I do but then you know the guys like to get together so I have to be careful there ship you wouldn't try to get me in trouble would you.

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    better watch Ship Bob......he will try to get you in trouble
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    Quote Originally Posted by snake River View Post
    well my darling wife I can't get away with anything especially trying to trick her into let me go fishing she also loves to do everything I do but then you know the guys like to get together so I have to be careful there ship you wouldn't try to get me in trouble would you.
    Who me? Hee hee. Hee. Hee
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    Bob, dont listen to SHIP, hes gonna get you in trouble.....I say just go fishing, she can only yell and stay mad for so long right Doh......Rofl.....Im glad my other half likes fishing......Thumbs Up


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    I'm telling you Bob....you better watch him
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    Just do it, they say it is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crappieseeker View Post
    Just do it, they say it is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.
    ain't that the truth
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    Now Bob,

    They are asking you to get in trouble. Me, on the other hand, I will not lead you wrong. You can get in trouble all by yourself if you don't take her fishing with you. Otherwise just go and get back before she wakes up. It helps to have a fishing pond in your yard like my brother G.
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