Good Laugh!
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, blue lights
flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph...then 110... then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am
I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his
watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you
can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused, then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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Reaper, Where Fish come to Fry
Good one Steve
I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
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That is funny
Ain't that the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
TOO MANY IDIOTS TO FEW BULLETS
gotta love it man
Am STILL laughing! Would stand up in any comedy club in the land!
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An ungrateful man is like hog under a tree eating acorns, but never looking up to see where they come from!