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1 box Jiffy Corn muffin mix.
1 Japalano diced
1/2 small onion diced
1 tsp sugar
1 tbs salt
a few cranks of the pepper grinder.
Follow directions on the box of muffin mix, except do not add milk. Instead, add just enough beer to make the batter. Remember, it is easier to add than to take away. If you happen to add too much beer, add cornmeal until it gets back right.
Drop small spoonfuls into oil. While cooking, they will roll over on their own if in deep enough oil.
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