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    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform.

    Terry had married a woman from America and bragged that he had told his new wife to do the dishes and all the cleaning in the house.

    He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were washed and put away.

    James had married a woman from Ireland and bragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking.

    He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.

    The third man said that he had married a Ozzie girl. He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day.

    He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye.
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    Default Thats could EASILY be reworded abit to sound much better

    Wannabe, Bigger and Patrick were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform.

    Patrick had married a woman from America and bragged that he had told his new wife to do the dishes and all the cleaning in the house.

    He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were washed and put away.

    Bigger had married a woman from Ireland and bragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking.

    He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.

    Wannabe said that he had married a Ozzie girl. He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day.

    He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye.


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    Your right DD...it does read a lot better now, LOL. :D
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    LoL. This is why I'm not married


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    I still have a few years, at least that's what she's telling me for now

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    Funny stuff right there!
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    I don't want to talk bad about American women, BUT I wouldn't trade my portuguese wife for any of them!

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    American woman, get away from me! American woman, momma let me be!
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