How about a thread for old or unusual sayings

**DockShootinJack** · 09-13-2021, 04:17 AM

A fool and his money will soon part
A classmate had a shirt that said a fool and his money will soon party. Drove the teachers nuts

**DockShootinJack** · 09-13-2021, 04:24 AM

One my dad's favorites
Only believe half of what you see and none pf what you hear

**DockShootinJack** · 09-13-2021, 04:29 AM

A few fries short of a happy meal
I think their cheese has slid off their cracker
That one is about a quart low
Sly as a fox
Crazy as a Loon

**DockShootinJack** · 09-13-2021, 04:54 AM

That's a good way to wake up dead

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt/ loses an eye

**DockShootinJack** · 09-13-2021, 05:59 AM

I can eat my weight in wieners....deathb4disco

**DockShootinJack** · 09-13-2021, 06:30 AM

Even a blind hog finds an acorn every now and again

Easy as shooting fish in a barrel

**DockShootinJack** · 09-13-2021, 06:35 AM

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

**rufishn** · 09-13-2021, 06:49 AM

The bitter taste of low quality lingers long after the sweet smell of the cheap price is forgotten.

**BuckeyeCrappie** · 09-13-2021, 06:55 AM

I woke up this morning and “I was hungrier than a woodpecker with a sore beak”

Granny Moses from the Beverly Hillbillies

**DockShootinJack** · 09-13-2021, 07:00 AM

Told the to the apprentice this morning
Easier said that done

Work smarter not harder
Often we learn more from failure than we do from success

Thread: How about a thread for old or unusual sayings