Thread: Arkie Jigs Raffle #022020 - post a funny fishy pic or story! Ends 03/31/2020

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice from above said, “There are no fish down there.”
He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
He looked up into the sky and asked, “God, is that you?”
“No, you idiot,” the voice said, “it’s the rink manager.”

Men and fish are alike….
they both get into trouble
when they open their mouths.

The very first fish I ever caught both of us got hooked. I still am.

Two fish are in a tank; one looks at the other and asks, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Sent from my SM-G935V using Crappie.com Fishing mobile app

Good advice:


"Go fishin' when you can...
cause it's GOOD FER YA"
- Elmo/Richard Gene