That is funny Jerry.
So, I took the plunge and purchased two pair of the performance 2.0 models. The reviews said that you can jump in the shower with them and come out feeling dry. Not sure why you would do that. Maybe bathing and laundry at the same time? They also said it was like going commando? Can we say commando? Judges? Oh heck, buck naked. No wait, that is the other company.
At any rate, I'll model them shortly. Boy I hope they catch fish.
Be prepared for the family friendly review that I will somehow come up with.
Ed, bring G up here and we will send you back with some walleye!