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Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod.

Visiting Pastor

A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.

Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me. - Revelation 3:20

The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the preacher's message was written the following notation:

I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself. - Genesis 3:10

Crappie, the breakfast of champions!

An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool

My wife and kid's absolutely hate this joke. I find it so funny that I can't help telling it waaaay too often.
Told with drunken slur.
What do ya call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!! follow up with chaotic laughter!