Thread: Three Musketeers at Diascund today

Originally Posted by ShellQuacker

Thanks for the report guys! Glad ya caught some.......gar.
Shoer needs to train the dog to ride in the front of the boat, to uh.......level it out.

If I find a big sack of money alongside the road some day I plan to mount my anvil like a hood ornament on the bow. It musta been the biskits I ate, they were kinda doughy and real gut bombs. I am a sleek trim 246 lbs last time I was at the VA hosp, must be the solid muscling and incredibly developed abs.

shoe try agri supply I went there last year to get a spare they were so reasonable I bought two new rims and tires and used my good one left for a spare ...I got me two new platinum die hard batteries and my trolling motor fixed so I'm going down to the shop here and get that rig set up ....Let me know what kinda welding you need done maybe I can be of assistance...

Nice catch boys. Looks colder there than in Iowa.
Gar!!! Dang you are getting bad!!!

Nice crappie Richard. I'm dang tired of them there gar, I even caught one at Kerr. You can have them prehistoric looking things.

Originally Posted by PANPHYSHER

Nice spec and gar. I ke the pics of Shoe and Boudreaux. A man and his dog, its doesnt get any more Iconic than that.

Mike,tell me again which one is Bordx?

Originally Posted by berdman

Nice catch boys. Looks colder there than in Iowa.
Gar!!! Dang you are getting bad!!!

Whatchoo talkin bout Homeschooled? And whats with this Cherokee, IA business? Sounds like Native American hog farmers if you ax me. I dint say on here that modern conveniences had finally come to Iowa and you were able to go to Nebraska to find somebody that knew was a computer was and you had PMed me. Remember, take in a big mouf fulla air if you feel the ice giving underneath ya. You sure put yurself in a difficult situation Mark. If the wind blows outta any westerly or northern quadrant you got the Souix City & Souix Falls stockyards. A straight west will keep you up on Omaha's fecal odor. Did you ever get the antenna up on yur house to pick up the AM radio stations? Keep on them utilities companies, with enuf pressure they will run electricity to yur outhouse.
Yeah, sad but true. Certain members have taken to catching gar and registering them for a plaque on the wall. I thought Doodlum was gonna take Cork out with a paddle when Cork was gonna cut the tails off em and take em home saying they fry up like potato chips. It got ugly out there for a spell. Doodlum said there would be no desecration of his gar until a few photos were taken for him to have his day in the sun adorning the cover of Water & Weeds Magazine. He also said the lower intestines of a gar can be rinsed like any casing and them in his clan make slim jims. Several painting companies in his location pay him to remove their beaks and use em for paint scrapers on old wood siding.
In his defense I must say Doodle showed the basic good sportsmanship of showing me how to gently surround their bills with a soft terrycloth towel so as not to hurt them and then wap them repeatedly on the concrete of the ramp until they dont stutter no more.

Originally Posted by sedgeworth

Mike,tell me again which one is Bordx?

He's the one with a big member and humps most anything.

Sedge I got virgin prairie all around me, drained off some but still soft & sticky. I am gonna take my F150, the Green Onion out in a flash here and hoping you could give me some tips on how to write my signature in burnouts like my hero Joe Nemechek would do if he ever qualified or won a race, on the infield.
I am sick of buying my own food and if James City County wants to come out here and make me an apple & bologna sammich on their taxpayers budget so be it. I am prepared for the worst. I dint kiester no joints or an 8 ball of crack to smuggle inside with me but I am a reader and that damn leatherback Farmers Almanac took some nifty and painful work to get up in there. No wonder I have gotten negative responses from Redy2Fish when inquiring about same.