Why close the MY WIFE thread

[Don G]

:D:D:D

[bfishn10]

You must be an exceptional individual to put up with and love a woman like that. I aint beyond falling in love with and being soul mates with a woman but she's gonna have to own a Harley dealership, tackle shop, strip club.....
sumthin like that. I can cook & clean myself, and I'm ambidextrous so I feel I can afford to be a little selective. Alcohol poisoning got me into my current 18yr relationship. I feel this is not all bad. One must first learn to hate fully before one can truly love.
I am actually holding out for a chick that is a Hawaiin Kona weed grower with nice ta-tas, filthy rich parents in their late 90s, preferably a contortionist.
My good looks, charm, & charisma shoulda provided me with that already but
then I dig crap outta horses' hooves for a living so it aint like everything has gone as planned up to this point.

Shoer your standards are one of many mens opinions,but when U find your true LOVE none of that will matter. Good Luck!!!!

[horseshoer]

Dont rule out the possibility that I love my ol War Dept more than milk & cookies and am just kiddin!

[fishman78]

bfishn10 You are gonna have to get your wife her own screen name. I am gittin confuzed.:D