d@mn :D
Ass whispering. I am one of a dieing breed of ass whisperers. If your ass is giving you problems please contact me, and for a nominal fee I will get your ass back on track. Stubborn asses my specialty, but I have straightened out dumbasses, wise asses, hard asses, and even worked on a bad ass or two in my day. My methods are very gentle and I promise not to kick your ass.
However, do not confuse kindness with weakness and ask that I kiss your ass. I will not do that. I work strictly out of my training facility here in Toano, Va, so you are responsible to get your ass over here if you want it whispered to. Be advised that I am in big demand, and therefore have become selective about what kind of ass I will accept as a client. Have it bathed & have it presentable, or you will be told to take your nasty ass and git on down the road.
Upon completion, you will be given follow-up instructions and an ax handle to be used only if further behavior modification is needed after leaving my facility.
Last edited by horseshoer; 05-01-2008 at 08:00 PM.
Shoer,
12th Degree Ninja
d@mn :D
I fart alot... I think I'm good:D
u cant be serious
is that a bite...YEAH FISH DONT HAVE HANDS
Thank you for providing that valuable posts. Although I live in the northern ozarks I couldn't name you one ass whisperer. I imagine you have whispered in many an ass. I'm glad you are selective, because whispering in some asses is probably not pleasant. Thank you for carrying the torch of the ass man...
Which one is which?
That is good,Shoer....You should go into comedy,your funnier than most of the guys out there getting payed and calling themselves comedians.
You are truly an asset to society
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Funny stuff Shoer !!!! I think this one needs your help
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