Hey Horseshoer......
i got my shoes today and let me say, thems the prettiest pair of shoes a man could ask for. i called my root doctor friend down at chester and told him what i had and told him i needed em blessed, mojoed and maybe a few bones rattled over em. he had an appt for a couple days from now but when i told him they come off of a mennonite horse previously owned by an amish man, he got excited. told me to bring em on and asked if he could have some filings off the back of em and i told him sure, if he wanted a few id let him have some, and when i told him i had to drill a couple holes for the mounting bolts he really got to slobbering and begged for the drill shavings. must be some kind of thing root doctors have for things from a real religious man. anyway he told me to bring em on down. forget the appt, hed take me right in. well when i got there he took the drill shavings and took the shoes in his office in the next room to work this blessings on em. shoer i never heard such a racket in all my life coming outta that room. he was making more noise than they make at an old time southern tent revival just before they pass the collection plate... sorta scared me. started worrying about him when he got quiet. after a bit he come out and handed me the shoes. said he put more in them shoes than i could every possibly use. also said he used fresh bones, never before rattled in a mojo. thanked me for the shavings and wouldnt charge me for his mojo. he did tell me a set of shoes that important need individuality and i should name em. so on the way home i thought it over and decided id name the right shoe GEE and the left shoe HAW:D. i just got back and got em painted. tomorrow ill try to get em mounted on the beast. i sure appreciate you sending em to me shoer. they will be put to good use and for the rest of the beasts life she will have you to think for all good things that come her way :D.
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