I may get bashed for this one......but that was sick.
A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Jim, Tom and Susie.
They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.
After several years of casual sex, all the time, Susie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.
She felt having sex with both Jim and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.
It was tragic, but Jim and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Jim and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable happened.
Well, a couple more years went by and Jim and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.
(I didn't see this one coming)
So, they buried Susie.
I may get bashed for this one......but that was sick.
A gun in hand is a lot better than a cop on the phone.
"Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson
Lmao
"Mister, I love the way you wear that hat."
"You don't know nothin'."
Good one fer sure.
Oh man that was sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fatman
GrOss! but funny.
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That's sick.
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