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  1. Crappie overpopulate rapidly. Bigger chance...

    Crappie overpopulate rapidly.
    Bigger chance that you don't see as many bigguns is the lake has more than it can support. You have to take some out. How about raising the limit to 30 but you cannot...
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    Strange noise

    I heard what appeared to be music coming out of my printer. Finally figured it out. The
    paper was jamming.
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    youtube "The fish thumper".

    youtube "The fish thumper".
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    any fishing around adams lake landing? was...

    any fishing around adams lake landing? was fishable well into last drawdown
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    Water level has dropped because of all the slabs...

    Water level has dropped because of all the slabs you've taken out. Gotta wait til spawn to add some more back in and let the water come back up!!
  6. Thread: Burnt cane

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    The winter when the water got up to the second...

    The winter when the water got up to the second level on the levee and water was everywhere was the ending of some fine fishing. Crappie left, carp arrived. Still want to try it but fear all is lost.
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    just like retrievers.

    just like retrievers.
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    My old chevy and brake situation

    Just got back from picking up my old truck at the shop. The mechanic said " Well, I couldn't fix your brakes so I just made your horn louder."
  9. Thread: Burnt cane

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    Burnt cane

    Used to be my favorite spot to catch a load of decent crappie but last few times over a 5 or 6 year period (actually longer perhaps) I have been stymied. Where I used to get a sack of decent fish on...
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    Last draw down Adams Lake was one of the last...

    Last draw down Adams Lake was one of the last pockets. To say fishing was incredible is an understatement. You could cast over where a boat had trolled through and get a nice crappie. If he came off...
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    yes. they live on it. They seem to find plenty of...

    yes. they live on it. They seem to find plenty of places though.
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    Budget cuts

    Friend's wife dropped by his office unexpectedly.
    . Unfortunately, it was at a time when he was on the phone and his secretary was sitting on his lap! He saw her coming in and spoke into the phone...
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    Finally about to retire

    After 20 years working for the circus, I am about to leave my job as the human cannonball. Would leave now but the owner is having trouble finding a replacement of my caliber.
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    A man too high to mow is too high.. Puff, puff,...

    A man too high to mow is too high.. Puff, puff, pass
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    Had to hurry home

    Was fishing and they were tearing it up. Lost track of the time and the phone rang. Got a call and she told me if I didn't get home she was gonna feed what she cooked to the dog.
    I made it home...
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    Old preacher

    Trying to get in shape started riding a bike everywhere he went. Then one day a church member saw him walking rather than biking. He asked " Where's your bike?"
    Preacher replied "It got stolen."...
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    Thanks. it was the Huckabee K rod. Looks good for...

    Thanks. it was the Huckabee K rod. Looks good for big water but on the oxbow where i stay it seems too much. He did have a nice rig with all the best. I can't see fishing the brush with it though.
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    Serious question

    Saw a guy today fishing a 16 foot rod red in color. Who makes it?
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    Guess I'll never learn

    Went out to eat last night. When the food came I dug in to my meal.
    She said " Aren't you gonna have a prayer first? We always do at home."
    I told her " Well, I figure we'll be alright...
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    At the bar on mother's day

    Was sitting at our local watering hole drinking an adult beverage when a man came in and asked the bartender for a double wild turkey. He turned it up and killed it in one gulp. He said give me...
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    old but worth retelling

    Still at the barber shop when a man came in and asked how long was the wait. Barber said there are a couple ahead of you so about an hour. Man left but never returned. Next day he came back and asked...
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    Black eye again

    She said she thought the dryer was causing her clothes to shrink. I said I thought it was the 'fridge. I'll never learn.
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    barber shop visit

    Went over to my friends barber shop for a visit. Man and a boy walk in and the man gets into the chair. When he is done he says i'm gonna run over and get a cigar while the boy gets his trim. Hour...
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    I can't picture the OP checking for replies for...

    I can't picture the OP checking for replies for the last 10 years.
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    no chance of that. if forgot what was on the...

    no chance of that. if forgot what was on the other side of the fence. Odd but i can remember the first time i jumped over there but i can't remember the last time.
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    ranching is hard on me

    Had to purchase a new bull to replace my old bull, El Toro, because he was getting too old. Spent 10,000 for new one named Romeo. Bad thing is that he showed no interest in any of my cows. Went to...
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    loved me a quill floater

    loved me a quill floater
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    Problem at home

    The old lady tore into me and complained that she was sick of me acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down!
  29. As i stated elsewhere get a tohatsu, nissan or...

    As i stated elsewhere get a tohatsu, nissan or yamaha 9.9 2 stroke and swap out the throttle plate from the 15. You might be surprised at the power. if you watch your load you should be surprised.
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    Sad man at bar today

    Sitting at the bar today when I noticed a man sobbing. Since I always try to help I asked what was so bad.
    "I got in an argument with my wife and she said she wasn't gonna talk to me for a...
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