I Got A Dear Fatboy Letter Today
The letter was found on the windshield of my truck. It went as follows, "Dear Fatboy, what haven't you paid me any attention lately? You used to spend alot of time with me but for the last several weeks the only time I see you is when your coming home or leaving home. Yeah, you took me on that three day trip a few weeks ago, but we have only had one date since. I am getting sick and tired of watching you hook the tongue of that "other trailer" onto your truck and going on all day trips with her. Yeah, i know, she has a brand new motor, lots of high pressure and hundreds of feet of hose. But one thing I wonder is, can that damn pressure washer float? How many fish have you caught while fishing off a pressure washer. I am tired of seeing you cheating on me and if you don't take me out for a date this weekend, I am leaving to find another crappie fisherman who would appreciate the company of a good boat. I hear Jerry Blake is kinda pretty. Oh well , guess I will just sit here and look at the sorry tramp pressure washing trailer hooked up to your truck and hope things get better real soon. Signed, The Fatboys HydraSport"
PS, Wouldn't kill you to take the wife out once and a while either. LOL
This is a joke, don't anyone take it serious. UHHH, boats can't type letters, but they can talk. LOL
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