Handicapping the Kentucky Derby - Hot Inside Tip From A Horseshoer
Save yur money folks, gambling is a losing business.
Buy yur kids extra ice cream when the truck comes by. Git some therapy for the ol lady. Pay someone thats good with Photoshop to make a 4 lber outta that 11 incher and enjoy yur newfound status as one helluva crappie guru.
Have a brew & watch it but don't waste yur scratch on it.
For those of you who read this late due to G/A meetings, watch the following.
It is tomorrows long-shot in its last race, 3/15,08, running 1/16 less than tomorrow. (Big Truck)
http://www.drf.com/replays/prepreplays.jsp?RACE=26
Now. Call yur bookie and after mortgaging yur hizzle, selling yur truck, and borrowing all granny will lend ya, go to Disneyland and have a blast.
Oh. The bookie? Tell him what a parasite he is and release a compressed air horn into the mouthpiece of the phone receiver.
Shoers pick? Bet the 9-20-6 trifecta.