Ok, in the spirit of fun, I have decided to join the ranks of the Jig Selling phenom. I have been fishing my jigs, known to a few as "Reapers Creapers" for 36 years. They will catch any fish stupid enough to bite a jig. You DON"T have to buy little plastic or rubber thingys to add to them. They are guaranteed to "Catch fish, or die trying". They will begin to fall apart after you have caught about 10 fish. They will hang up on every stick and stump you drag them over.
Now, All these jigs will be custom tied to your color needs and wants, even if you don't know what color is best for you. The hook could break, and the colors will fade if left in the sun for long periods of time. A little paint just might be left in the eye of the hook which will cut your line premature or help you to lose that dream fish at just the right moment.
As a ONE TIME introductory offer, I am offering them at the LOW, LOW, price of ONLY $20 per jig. (add $19.95 S&H)
Please help me get rich so that I can retire fat and happy. Baby needs a new pair of shoes.
As a special bonus, I'll toss in my personal secrets on "How to Break and RE-TIE" at no extra charge, you just pay the $24.99 handling fee.
Coming Soon! An e-book on a dyslexic man who wrote his own biography titled, "Kiss Back and Jump Yourself"! A tale about how he struggled through life until he saw the true light (Bud).
Keep tuned for next weeks special, called "JiggaReaper" Jigs O Plenty Day, I'll be sending ONE lucky person ten homespun jigs if I can get $15 from only 100 people. What a Bargain!
Hurry while the supplies last! Call NOW! 1-888-BUYJIGS, That's 1-888 BUYJIGS!