do blondes really have more fun?
God Loves Blondes...
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> A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and
> she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask
> God for help.
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> She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and I
> don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win
> the lottery ."
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> Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.
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> She again prays... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my
> business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
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> Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.
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> Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my
> business, my house, and my car. My children are starving.
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> I don't often ask You for help, and I've! always been a good se rvant to
> you.
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> PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back
> in order."
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> Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
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> The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself..
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> "Sweetheart, work with me on this....Buy a ticket."
