I saw a guy coming in from the boat dock yesterday. I asked him how did he do? This is what he replied.......................................
"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.":D :D :D :D
After I finished cracking up laughing I showed him what he was doing wrong.
There was NO HOOK on his rig , just a bobber (Red & white ball!!!!) and some split shot, and he fished it that way all day. Poor old man had forgot it and was was just sitting in his rowboat all day enjoying the weather daydreaming. He was about 75 bless his soul. His quote got me to thinking....What was the funniest bad luck quote about fishing you ever heard????
Here is another one...
"My fishing buddy has a slight impediment in his speech when I am fishing. Every now and then he stops to breathe.":D :D :D :D :D :D