I didn't come up with this but it is pretty good just the same:
Bird Feeder
A funny parallel...
I bought a bird feeder.
I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.
Then came the mess. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, chairs, table just everywhere.
Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
Others birds were boisterous and loud: They would sit on the feeder and squawk and scream at all hours of the day and night.
They demanded that I fill the feeder when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own porch anymore.
I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.
I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like it used to be, quite, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now let's see:
Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, gives free medical care, gives free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.
Then the illegal’s came by the tens of thousands.
Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services.
Small apartments are housing 5 families.
You have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor.
Your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box.
I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English.
People are waving flags other than "Old Glory" and are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.
Maybe it's time for our government to take down the bird feeder.