Top 10 reasons Wannabe didn’t come to Crappie camp.
1: Is made him stay home and dust.
2: He was waiting for his Hair Club For Men delivery.
3: He’s ugly
4: He was intimidated by my awesome fishing prowess.
5: He was afraid we were all going to make fun of him.
6: He was scared of Slab’s puppy
7: He was afraid he might have to bring something
8: He didn’t want to get in trouble for getting his shoes muddy
9: If he won a door prize, he wouldn’t know how to use it.
10: He was afraid we might put him to work.
Y’all feel free to add to the list.
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