What did the Crappie say when he ran into the wall?
dammmnnnn!!!!!!!
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What did the Crappie say when he ran into the wall?
dammmnnnn!!!!!!!
crap-king
What is the national bird of Iraq?
Duck!!!!!!!!!
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what do you call an Amish Man on the side of the road with his hand up a horses butt?
A mechanic
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Why did the drunk cross the road?
who else would follow a chicken
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Why did the ram fall off the cliff?
He did not see the ewe turn
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What do you get when cross a bear with a toilet ?
Winnie the Pooh!!!!!!
What kind of bees make the best milk?
Boo-bees!!!!!!
What is the diffeence between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are around $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck!!!!!!!
Why do goriilas have big noses ?
Because they have big fingers!!!!!!
What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
One day we may find bigfoot!!!!!!
With your permission these will be added to my collection and be circulated to the address book. lol
good ones! tks
Hoot, I'm glad you liked em, those were awful
My Bird dog tells better jokes than that :o
crap-king, you should have been working instead of typing those jokes. I'm glad you don't tell those kind of jokes while we're fishing, liable to hear "man over board"
Are you trying to compete with hawkman on lame jokes? BTW where is hawkman?
well glad some liked em and too bad some don't ........ nat I don't have time to tell such entertaining jokes due to you putting me on the fish under the green lights..... wonder if we can run power to krazy's christams tree so those green lights will keep the holiday spirit underwater... piginthepen maybe you can ge your dog to type some of his jokes would like to hear em - and Hoot feel free to - I stole them too!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm still trying to get my dog to hunt, let alone type. Right now she won't even hunt for a place to Chit :rolleyes:
maybe she is a comedian dog rather than a bird dog?
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What do you call someone with too much time on his hands?
crap-king! :D
Sorry, couldn't resist..................
That's why they call him crap-king! I think he's just trying to catch up with rango on number of posts.
I don't have that Rango kind of time!!!!!!! I just do this when I can't sleep... when we were explaining names I said that crap was not necessarily short for crappie?
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You know you guys are just fueling my fire to find some really and I mean really bad jokes
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Don't forget to share 'em........... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by crap-king
That sounds like a challenge to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by crap-king
my next sleepless night I am loading up
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