Two fish swim into a concrete wall

One turns to the other and says "dam".

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Tough crowd. Thanks for trying to lighten things up.

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron" The other says, "are you sure?"

The first replies, "Yes, I'm Positive."

A tough looking group of bikers lead by Biker Bill were riding when they saw a girl about to
jump off a bridge so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you
doing?"
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have
ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous why are
you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Now that's Funny.