Holy Buckits

We hereby reserve our right to Berdman, who has gone to his homeland but created a void here in VA. He aint much of a fisherman but then neither are ya all. We want him back and you hog farmers shut up and let him return to us unmolested. I took the boy out to catch a few crappie to eat since we both were poor at the time and lacking for food, and he talked crap to me in my boat and here, in my homewaters and ended up the 2 of us filleted our slabs and traded em for brews at Hooters here in Williamsburg, VA. Thats a dang good dude I'll have ya know, if you aint queer and ever meet the cat he will trade charged-up AA batteries for the toys ya buy each others' ol ladies, if ya take the time to know the sucker.
Now dadgummit I am from SW Minn and ate the nuts off many a feeder pig in my day and want to adopt a whole band and eat some more. You corn-fed mofos best git on the ball and give up some reports, and if not, well, I am sorry I ever visited ya all.
Berd, when ya need anything or want a favor just contact us. You have disappointed me in not grabbing aholt of that IA Forum and bringing a cpl Nordic chicks back for me you sumbich. You should never have left here in the first place and getting caught putting the wang to our Moderators' sis is no excuse.
Nuthin has changed much of any accord here bro. I have found a new & better recharger that keeps the ol lady happy happy & that Xmas gift a buzzin. I am getting the sentiment that I wanna be eco-friendly and have some kinda solar cells that recharge on the roof to keep her squealing. I'm gettin too old for these all-nighters and cant efficiently explain to this this one why I never axed her t bear my children.
I hope all is going well fer ya bud, and I am coming up in May or late june fer my nieces graduation. I will be expecting a bullhead fishing trip, a trip to the Grotto of Redemption, and to cohabit with one of yur family members.

Put yur long johns on sucker. Hope yur doing okay my friend!

Homie You Don't KnowMe!!!
Hey Shoer, long time-no hear. How the heck you doing? You no good fishing wantabe! Man, miss you crazy fools out in VA. Haven't done much crappie fishing since moving back here. Mostly walleye fishing so not much need to report here. Just got a 14' jon boat about a month ago so ready for some crappie fishing. Went to two local lakes and one was shut down due to Milfoil and the other didn't have any structure what so ever to find the slabs. Besides that this has been my, least amount of fishing done in one year for a long time. Sucks! I am getting some hard water gear ready. You know this sucker will not be in the lounge chair come December-January. Been a long time since I fished the Ice. Been checking this site a time or two and see you are up to the same ol BS. LOL. Tell Ranger I saw his new favorite band on the AMA's last night. Whew, he must be excited to join them in concert.
So your coming back in May or June. Dog dangit you let me know, we will hit the Bullhead run, Chicken Neck skinnin competition and Toys for Wifes all in one day.
Just tried to call you, but the misses said you were busy getting the generator running.
Tell Boudroax hi and some of those other sorry Va crappie.com members.

Take Care,
Berdman

Listen you sorry SOB, I can see you finally gave up weed and are just stoked up on good ol fashioned hog doody. Hows it smell to be home, Homefries? We all miss you down here but mostly when we wake up with the high hard one. These wayward queers you fortunately dint have to git used to are unfortunately still living but some of us have plans to change that for the others. Yur buttbuddy diecutter has fallen in love with Slabenomics and none of us will agree to hold the flowers at the wedding, no matter how hot the bridesmaids may be bro. Dayton has lost 2" in height and we must now dig a hole to step on his head. Friggin pygmy. He just busted me open for $32 worth of Boy Scout Popcorn knowing full well I have diabetes and dont give a rip. The moderators here are still trying to keep a short leash on us but you know how that goes. We are having 2 bashes in the next 2 months with proceeds going to the Unified Dead Buzztoy Foundation. Its a battery drive, sure yur ol lady will be excited, like last time I saw her and broke the news. I still have my 14 ft yacht with the TM we went out on a few times. Glad you finally left cuz I finally started catchin fish once you cleared out. Have you finally gone to work, or are you the guy re-pickin corn into wire egg baskets featured on CNN? I hear they have an opening at Blue Bunny in LaMar, testing overflow from cones in a warm environment.
Dadgummit bro, dont fall thru the ice man. They just stocked 132 walleyes into LCR, most 12-14" but some up to 2 ft. You dang Iowans wipe that grin off-this is Virginia dangit, and northern pike are called pickeral here and we all keep an ax handle handy to clean em with.
Bro, how has that Extenze & Viagra been workin for ya? I feel for ya caught in the middle with a short one rigid but that limp needler goin' for ya. We finally put Dayton to the test after some help, and he now stands 3' 4 " standing up but only 3 ft 3 " laying down while viewing porn.
You aint missed much down here Homesquirrel, but we do miss yur wife. My niece is graduating this coming spring, and rather than try get back for Xmas I am coming home for graduation come late may or June and hope to make myself kin to you at that time if you have any sisters or a friends' stepmom.
Dont step on thin ice mofo.
The boat still stinks,
Yur bro Horseshoer.