THE BLONDE AND THE DENTIST
The pretty young lady was having a tooth pulled. The
dentist gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit"
routine before bending over her with a drill in his
hand.
He immediately drew back in complete alarm. "Miss,"
he said in a barely audible whisper, "You have hold of
my testicles!"
"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "and we aren't going
to hurt each other, are we?
