Uncle Finney goes back to school.

My uncle Finney lost his job at the sawdust factory last month.Uncle Finney has worked at the factory since dropping out of grade school, and has decided to enroll in online college classes.
After researching several online schools, uncle Finney called me up to tell me he had chosen a college while he was making a list of potential schools, uncle Finney saw an article about crappie schools.
Uncle Finney starts next week, the article said just go to your nearest lake, bring a couple rods, and a box of jigs. I used to think uncle Finney was about as sharp as a marble, but now I think he may have outsmarted us all.