A all blonde girl biker bar
A ALL BLONDE GIRL BIKER BAR
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you
are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.:eek:
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.:eek:
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.:eek:
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.:eek:
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.:eek:
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde
joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. :p;):D
Rick