To: Kansas Crappie Fishermen

As you probably have read on the Missouri state Crappie.Com forum, these notorious Missouri crappie lads ---another name deleted), are planning their invasion on Toronto Lake May 2-4, 2008. It's not they are bad dudes, it's the fact they don't offer to have a fish fry and invite us to share their catch.
The rumor has it, the group in past years have gone south---a lake named Grenada Lake, Mississippi. If I were to check with the local Grenada people, I might learn the group probably was told---don't show up here again.

Here is Kansas, we don't mind their presence, in fact, we welcome them.

Here's our plan: We invade the eastern shore--Truman Lake.

Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's bacrappie.
You got a copy on me CrappieChat? C'mon

Uh, yeah 10-4 bacrappie, fer sure, fer sure.
By golly it's clean clear to Warsaw Town, C'mon

Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 CrappieChat
Yeah, we difinity got us a front door good buddy,
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

Was the dark of moon, on the second of May
In a Tahoe, pullin' a Skeeter bass boat on our way
We 'as headin' fer bear to Crappie-Town lake, Mo
I sez CrappieChat, this here's bacrappie
An' I'm about to put the hammer on down

Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through
the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this crappie convoy, cross eastern Kansas,
western Missouri, down I-35 and on to I-70 down to highway 65
Convoy...Convoy.

By the time we get to Truman lake. We had eighty-five boats in
all
But they's a road block up ahead. Ain't them the Missouri lads
don't wanta' us going fishin' in their lake
Yeah, they even had some smokies' as thick as bugs on a bumper

Cause we gotta great big fishin convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big fichin convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this fishin' convoy, cross to Truman lake.

lmao, now thats just down right funny !!!!

p.s your more than welcome to our fish fry on sat afternoon at around 2ish i believe

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Originally Posted by bacrappie

As you probably have read on the Missouri state Crappie.Com forum, these notorious Missouri crappie lads ---another name deleted), are planning their invasion on Toronto Lake May 2-4, 2008. It's not they are bad dudes, it's the fact they don't offer to have a fish fry and invite us to share their catch.
The rumor has it, the group in past years have gone south---a lake named Grenada Lake, Mississippi. If I were to check with the local Grenada people, I might learn the group probably was told---don't show up here again.

Here is Kansas, we don't mind their presence, in fact, we welcome them.

Here's our plan: We invade the eastern shore--Truman Lake.

Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's bacrappie.
You got a copy on me CrappieChat? C'mon

Uh, yeah 10-4 bacrappie, fer sure, fer sure.
By golly it's clean clear to Warsaw Town, C'mon

Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 CrappieChat
Yeah, we difinity got us a front door good buddy,
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

Was the dark of moon, on the second of May
In a Tahoe, pullin' a Skeeter bass boat on our way
We 'as headin' fer bear to Crappie-Town lake, Mo
I sez CrappieChat, this here's bacrappie
An' I'm about to put the hammer on down

Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through
the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this crappie convoy, cross eastern Kansas,
western Missouri, down I-35 and on to I-70 down to highway 65
Convoy...Convoy.

By the time we get to Truman lake. We had eighty-five boats in
all
But they's a road block up ahead. Ain't them the Missouri lads
don't wanta' us going fishin' in their lake
Yeah, they even had some smokies' as thick as bugs on a bumper

Cause we gotta great big fishin convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big fichin convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this fishin' convoy, cross to Truman lake.

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Now that right there is absolutely hilarious! :)

who is goin to provide the fish baller .the kansans and the okies?