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    Was sitting at our local watering hole drinking an adult beverage when a man came in and asked the bartender for a double wild turkey. He turned it up and killed it in one gulp. He said give me another. Bartender set it down and the man turned it up in a single swallow. Once more the man said. Once again the barkeep set him up and the man chugged it. The bartender said man, you're drinking these awfully fast.
    The man said "you'd drink 'em fast too if you had what I have!"
    "Well, what have you got?" asked the barkeep.

    The man answered " 50 cents."
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