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    I'm reminded of the story of the two fellows in the nursing home discussing their love for baseball. Came around to one asking the other if he thought there would be baseball in heaven. It was decided that if one died he'd come back and let the survivor know the answer. Time passed and Harry died one night. A few nights later Charlie woke up to find Harry at the foot of the bed. First question was is there baseball in heaven. "Charlie, there's good news and bad news.:"Good news is there is a game going on all time in nice stadia with the best equipment. " Well, ", Charlie asked,"what's the bad news?" Harry said "You're scheduled to pitch Thursday."
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    Good one

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    Funny stuff
    The love for fishing is one of the best gifts you can pass along

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