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  1. 01-02-2022, 08:02 PM #1
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    Teacher asked " Johnny, if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats, and still another 2 cats, how many cats would you have"?
    Johnny replies "7".
    Teacher repeats and again Johnny answers "7".
    Then teacher said "If I gave you 2 apples,then 2 more apples and yet another 2 apples, how many apples would you have?"
    "6" said Johnny
    Teacher asked about the cats once again
    "7"
    Teacher was perturbed and ask why would he come up with that?
    Johnny replies "Because I already have a cat!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomer Snerd View Post
    Teacher asked " Johnny, if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats, and still another 2 cats, how many cats would you have"?
    Johnny replies "7".
    Teacher repeats and again Johnny answers "7".
    Then teacher said "If I gave you 2 apples,then 2 more apples and yet another 2 apples, how many apples would you have?"
    "6" said Johnny
    Teacher asked about the cats once again
    "7"
    Teacher was perturbed and ask why would he come up with that?
    Johnny replies "Because I already have a cat!"
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