I walked into the post office and saw a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter systematically pasting "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then took out a perfume bottle and started spraying scent all over them. My curiosity got the better of me and I walked up to the balding man and asked him what he was doing. The man said, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" I asked. The man replied, "I'm a divorce lawyer."