I walked into the post office and saw a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter systematically pasting "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then took out a perfume bottle and started spraying scent all over them. My curiosity got the better of me and I walked up to the balding man and asked him what he was doing. The man said, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" I asked. The man replied, "I'm a divorce lawyer."
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.