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  1. 01-11-2021, 12:38 PM #1
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    Well into my new year's diet. Other morning I was on the scales checking out the progress when the ol' lady walks by the door and looked in. "It isn't gonna help by sucking in your stomach!" I told her " It will if you're trying to see those numbers down there!"
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    lol


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    That’s hilarious!


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    I love it... and I can relate wholeheartedly.
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    I can relate to that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomer Snerd View Post
    Well into my new year's diet. Other morning I was on the scales checking out the progress when the ol' lady walks by the door and looked in. "It isn't gonna help by sucking in your stomach!" I told her " It will if you're trying to see those numbers down there!"
    Any value to having asked her why SHE does it? Asking for a friend...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomer Snerd View Post
    Well into my new year's diet. Other morning I was on the scales checking out the progress when the ol' lady walks by the door and looked in. "It isn't gonna help by sucking in your stomach!" I told her " It will if you're trying to see those numbers down there!"
    How long did the truckers have to wait while you/wife "fussed/discussed" while you used their scale? askin' fer a friend-
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    My scales say "one at a time please"
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