Thread: Hey Wannabe

Originally Posted by Speck

If a #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Why is a person who invests your money called a broker?

Why do banks leave their doors unlocked but the pens chained to the counter?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

What happened to Old Zealand?

Why is it called Grape Nuts cereal when it contains neither grapes or nuts?

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it?

Can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop?

Why do people point at their wrist when they wanna know what time it is but they don’t point at their crotch when looking for a restroom?

Do they sterilize needles used in lethal injections?

If a cat always lands on its feet and bread always lands buttered side down, what would happen if you tied butter bread on a cats back?




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Pencil- #1 is broke
Bank- pencils don’t come with chains, by the way, you need a new bank
Abbreviation- wells, it’s shorter than abbreviations
Zealand was settled by the 2nd baptist church
Cereal - should call it grape rocks
Jimmy was a pervert
Pawn shop - that where I get my minions on the cheap
Watch - I do
Needles - I don’t
Cats - bake at 350

Ps. What did you do for answers before you met me? Bet you didn’t know nuthin back then.

Wannabe...


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