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    IF YOU MARRY A MISSISSIPPI GIRL

    Three friends married women from different parts of the country.
    The first man married a woman from Indiana.
    He told her that she was ... to do the dishes and house cleaning.
    It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from Michigan.
    He gave his wife orders to do all the cleaning, wash dishes, and prepare gourmet meals. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
    By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from Mississippi.
    He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundry washed and ironed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
    He said the first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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    Yep! I can relate!
    "If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes" Unknown

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    Your gonna get in trouble Calvin
    I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
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    Don't matter, "G". I stay that way with this MS woman......but wouldn't have it any other way!!
    "If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes" Unknown
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    You can ask my wife to do anything but you can't TELL her to ANYTHING!!!
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