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    An old physician, Doctor John Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.


    He put a sign up outside that read:
    "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."


    Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.


    Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"


    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."


    Dr. Young: 'Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"


    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."


    Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.


    Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."


    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."


    Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that is Gasoline!"


    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."


    Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.


    Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"


    Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, Here's your $1000 back" (giving him a $10 bill).


    Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"


    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."


    Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"


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