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    I started talking to a distinguished gentleman. Topic of wives came up. I pulled out a picture of my wife and said "This is my beautiful wife". He took a look and said "If you think she is good looking you oughta see my wife". I asked "Why? Is she a knockout?" He said "No, She's an optometrist".
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    Now that’s funny!


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    Hahahahahaha now that’s funny. Good one.

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    Good one!!!
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    A good one, LOL

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    LOL

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    You get a 100 for that one.
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