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  1. 11-20-2019, 11:57 AM #1
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    Default She didn't think she needed a husband


    Woman goes to the psychiatrist and explains that she doesn't need a husband. She has a good job and nice house. She does what she wants and is happy. But her parents are on her to get married.
    Psychiatrist thinks and explains that sure now everything is ok but in the future she might lose her job and not afford the house and lifestyle. Unexpected problems may arise. Things might not go her way."You aren't gonna blame yourself are you"?
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    He says " Course not. That's why you need a husband".
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