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    John and Jack walk into a bakery shop. As soon as they enter the bakery, Jack steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket. He says to John: “See how clever I am? The owner didn’t see anything, and I have three free pastries.

    John says to Jack: “That’s very dishonest . I am going to show you an honest way to get the same 3 pastries without stealing or lying and prove that I am cleverer than you!”

    John says to the owner of the bakery: “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick!”

    The owner accepts John’s offer and gives him a pastry. John eats it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. John eats that one, asks for a third pastry, and eats that, too.

    The owner asks: “What is the magic trick?”

    John replies: “Look in Jack’s pocket!”

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    Hahahahahaha

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    Lol !

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    LOL

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    that's funny!!

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    Lol

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    ​Good one!
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