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    An anthropologist is visiting a primitive society. One night, he hears drums beating in the distance. Concerned, he asks one of the tribesmen what's up with the drums. The native says "Drums ok, but if drums stop very bad--run away."

    The drums beat on for an hour. Still uneasy, the anthropologist asks again if things are ok. Again, the native replies "Drums ok, but if drums stop very bad -- run away."

    After another hour, the drums stop. The native stops dead in his tracks and looks up and says "Drums stop! Very bad! Run away!!"

    Scared now, the anthropologist asks what happens next.

    The native replies "Bass solo!"
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    LOL!! Good one!!


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    I like a good Bass solo after drums, gives me time to hit the bathroom and get another beverage.
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    Well, LOL

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