The preacher was riding his bike around the neighborhood when he came across a young lad with a lawn mower. Preacher asked what he was doing with the mower. The boy told him he wanted to sell it so he could get a bike. The preacher said that he would trade his bike for the mower. The boy jumped on and rode a bit. He then said it's a deal and rode off. The preacher then attempted to start the mower with no success. "Ya gotta cuss it before it'll start" the boy yelled. Preacher explained that he was a man of the cloth. "I haven't cussed in so long I have forgotten how" he said!
Boy yelled back "Just keep pulling that rope, it'll come back to ya" !!
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.
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