Thread: little smile

Two Good Old Boys

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Two good old boys, Jesse and Wyatt, were driving down a lonesome Texas road, drinking a couple of bottles of Yellow Rose IPA.

Jesse, the passenger, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Wyatt, it's a poll-ece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer sure ah drinkin' these here beers!"

"Don't worry, Jesse," Wyatt said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these Yeller Roses, peel off the labels and stick 'em on our foreheads and toss the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Jesse.

"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Wyatt.

Well, they finished their beers, tossed the empty bottles under the seat and each put a label on their forehead.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been ah drinkin'?"

"No, sir," said Wyatt. "We're on the patch!"