SLABSAUCE Fish Attractant |
Likes Likes:  0
Thanks Thanks:  0
Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: school bullies

  1. #1
    Gomer Snerd is online now Crappie.com 2K Star General * Crappie.com Supporter
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Jonesboro
    Posts
    2,872
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default school bullies

    Neighbors kid came home from school beaten up and crying. Mom asked him what was up? He said the kids kept saying he had a big head and was funny looking so he had to fight. Mom said kids will be bullies and don't let itbother him. Next day he came in beaten and crying. He explained that the kids kept taunting him and saying he had a big head and looked funny. Third day he came back and said he didn't want to go back to school because they inasisted on making fun of him saying he had a big head and looked funny. Mom said for him to go back but she needed a favor. "Stop by the market and pick up a few items. I need a dozen eggs, a gallon of milk, pound of bacon, 5 pound bag of potatoes, a frozen pizza and a loaf of bread."
    He asked " where am I gonna put all that?"
    "In your hat." she replied.
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
    If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.

  2. #2
    "G"'s Avatar
    "G" is offline Super Moderator, 2012 & 2018 Crappie.com Man of the Year * Crappie.com Supporter * Member Sponsor
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Belden, MS
    Posts
    78,736
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
    PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM GEEZER
    PICO Lures Field Rep

  3. #3
    Billbob's Avatar
    Billbob is offline Crappie.com Legend - 2013 Guber Of The Year * Crappie.com Supporter
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    md. st. in.
    Posts
    14,524
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Great


    Sent from my iPhone using Crappie.com Fishing mobile app



    PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM GEEZER

    Crappie.com Pro Staff
    Guber Pro Staff
    Cane Pole Pro Staff
    Haulin Ash Pro Staff

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Location
    Ms
    Posts
    2,647
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default


  5. #5
    trypman1 is offline Crappie.com 3K Star General * Crappie.com Supporter
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Location
    Bartlett, TN
    Posts
    3,914
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    LOL - a good one!

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

BACK TO TOP