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  1. 01-02-2019, 03:12 PM #1
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    New neighbor just moved in. She is a knockout blond with a perfect body. Saw her getting home from work and went over and said hello. After a short powwow she smiled and said " I am ready to get out and have some fun. I feel like going clubbing, dancing, a little drinking and whatever!" She asked " do you have anything planned for tonight?" I said "Nope. I have absolutely nothing to do." She said. " Good. Do you mind watching my dog for me?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomer Snerd View Post
    New neighbor just moved in. She is a knockout blond with a perfect body. Saw her getting home from work and went over and said hello. After a short powwow she smiled and said " I am ready to get out and have some fun. I feel like going clubbing, dancing, a little drinking and whatever!" She asked " do you have anything planned for tonight?" I said "Nope. I have absolutely nothing to do." She said. " Good. Do you mind watching my dog for me?"


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  3. 01-02-2019, 06:01 PM #3
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    I would've said "Yeah, I'd like to go out and do some drinking and whatever".....then she would walk away and said "Never mind"
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  5. 01-03-2019, 12:14 PM #5
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    Yep, know where you are there Gomer.
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