Thread: Late night visitor last night

I was awakened last night at 2:15 by a knock on the front door. Jumped up and when I opened it there was a highly inebriated man leaning on the side of the house. I asked what was up and he said " Could you give me a push?" I didn't feel like messing with a drunk so I declined. Back in bed for 15 minutes and a knock on the front door woke me up. Back to the door and there he was again. "Man, I could sure use a push." Closed the door and on the way back to bed Teresa caught me and asked what was going on. I explained to her what was up but she reminded me of the time we were out birdwatching and got stuck and how we appreciated the help given us by the farmer. So I head back to the front door, open it and look for the drunk and didn't see him. I loudly asked "Where are you?"

He answered" Over here, on the swing!!!!"

I had to come back and read it again so I don’t screw it up on a few minutes when I tell it. LOL